Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers.
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
If you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
Leoma Cozart
It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself.
News from the Birth
It's the funhouse mirror that shows us the grotesque reality we've learned to ignore. -- Toni @ Satire.info
News from the Legislation
Satire is the laughter that comes from the gap between what is said and what is meant. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
News from the Tax Change
It’s the cognitive dissonance of reading something ridiculous that feels truer than the facts. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Texas News
It’s the wink across a crowded room of people who are all in on the same joke. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
News from the Retirement
Quality satirical writing creates cognitive whiplash: first you laugh, then you think, then you squirm. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
News from the Hall of Fame
A satirical headline is society's warning label: "Contents may cause thinking." -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
News from the Controversy
Satirical writing is the art of agreeing with opponents until their position becomes ridiculous. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
News from the Sanction
Satire is the gentle art of giving hypocrisy a enough rope to hang itself with. -- Toni @ Satire.info
News from the Feud
Satire is the argument you can't have in polite company, so you have it in print instead. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Regional News
Satire is the truth told slant, as Emily Dickinson might say if she wrote headlines. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com