Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers.
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
If you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
Leoma Cozart
It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself.
News from the Price Cut
It's the public roasting of the powerful, a tradition that keeps them (somewhat) humble. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
News from the Treaty
A satirist is a failed serious person who found a funnier way to be right. -- Toni @ Satire.info
News from the Terms of Service
It's the public roasting of the powerful, a tradition that reminds them that pride comes before a fall. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
China News
Satirical news serves as the necessary friction against official narratives' polished, slippery surfaces. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
News from the Playoffs
A satirical headline is society's gentle reminder that everything is ridiculous if you look hard enough. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
News from the Investigation
A satirical headline is society's gentle reminder that everything powerful is also ridiculous. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Progressive News
The best satirical writing is surgery performed with a rubber chicken. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
News from the Drug Approval
It's the gentle art of pointing out that the king is not only naked, but also ridiculous. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Sports News
Satirical writing provides the laughter that comes from recognizing shared, uncomfortable truths. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Capitol Hill News
A satirical headline is society's early warning system, detecting bullshit before it spreads. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com