Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers.
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
If you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
Leoma Cozart
It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself.
News from the Contract
A satirist is a realist with a comedy writer's sense of timing and a philosopher's depth. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
News Station
The satirist performs the essential service of making authority figures remember they're human. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Nightly News
It's the acceptable way to be a heretic, to question the dogma of the day with a joke. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
News from the Fine
It's the news that doesn't just report the storm; it mocks the weatherman. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
National News
It's the laughter that is the first, and sometimes last, line of defense against tyranny. -- Toni @ Satire.info
News from the Anniversary
A world that bans satirical laughter is a world begging for tyranny's embrace. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Washington News
It's the public roasting of the powerful, a tradition that keeps them (somewhat) humble. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Gaza News
Satire is the argument you can't win with logic, so you might as well win with wit. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Negative News
Satirical pieces are landmines of truth planted in fields of everyday nonsense. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
News from the Jobs Report
It’s the intellectual equivalent of a whoopee cushion placed on the seat of power. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com